Hello, everyone I am back with a great story, you have to read.

[bengals34]

Two weeks after xmas, I got laid off. That same week I won 1,000 parley. I came up with a great idea. Go to Atlantic city casinos and play blackjack with the 1,000. Play 25 a hand and get up after winning 100 dollars. Then go to one more casino and do the same thing. I go down 4 days a week, win my 200 and come home. I have not lost yet. I actually ran into a guy at Resorts, that does the same thing. This guy is great at math. You have about 13% chance of losing your 1,000 before winning a 100. This guy has done it for 5 years, and has lost about 25 times. He was saying you can make 50,000 easy. So far it is working for me.

 

[exploited17]

lol

 

[Knightrofins]

Very cool and GREAT stories.

Pretty soon you can have enough $$$ to pay your attorney's retainer fee to sue the RX.

Also, please stop calling Willie's clients!!

 

[$tinky]

Two weeks after xmas, I got laid off. That same week I won 1,000 parley. I came up with a great idea. Go to Atlantic city casinos and play blackjack with the 1,000. Play 25 a hand and get up after winning 100 dollars. Then go to one more casino and do the same thing. I go down 4 days a week, win my 200 and come home. I have not lost yet. I actually ran into a guy at Resorts, that does the same thing. This guy is great at math. You have about 13% chance of losing your 1,000 before winning a 100. This guy has done it for 5 years, and has lost about 25 times. He was saying you can make 50,000 easy. So far it is working for me.

This is my favorite part of this post.

 

[StevieRay]

Lol. How many times have you seen that chain letter written

 

[festeringZit]

Two weeks after xmas, I got laid off. That same week I won 1,000 parley. I came up with a great idea. Go to Atlantic city casinos and play blackjack with the 1,000. Play 25 a hand and get up after winning 100 dollars. Then go to one more casino and do the same thing. I go down 4 days a week, win my 200 and come home. I have not lost yet. I actually ran into a guy at Resorts, that does the same thing. This guy is great at math. You have about 13% chance of losing your 1,000 before winning a 100. This guy has done it for 5 years, and has lost about 25 times. He was saying you can make 50,000 easy. So far it is working for me.

Apparently not.

Probability 101: Betting systems don't change the house edge one iota.

If what you are doing is so smart, why go home after winning $200? Do you think the gambling gods remember that you went home, and then
came back?

 

[bigbet1234]

This is my favorite part of this post.

No shit!! Classic right there.

13% chance of making $100 off $1000 with 25 hands. Sounds like a flawless system!

 

[cybersharp]

LOL. The stereotypical gambler; owns a nice seven year old car and has holes
in his shoes.

And a whole bunch of REALLY "out there" schemes on how to get rich gambling!

Get a grip, guy. You ain't James Holzhauer so stop pretending. You ain't fooling anybody.

 

[HarryCaray]

You will go broke, then you will have no job and no money.
Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of dog shit.

 

[wilbur]

I've been winning $1000 parleys for months now.
I need to lose some for tax purposes, Willie can you help me?

 

[Willie99]

I've been winning $1000 parleys for months now.
I need to lose some for tax purposes, Willie can you help me?

Sure, just tell me what you lost. We're on the honor system

 

[Dr.Love]

Willie can you help me?

Jesus sure ain't gonna help you in this spot. Especially since you posted "Fuck the Bible" the other night.

Maybe Willie can help though.

 

[Dr.Love]

I've been winning $1000 parleys

I've never won money on a parley in my life. How does that work?

 

[wilbur]

Sure, just tell me what you lost. We're on the honor system

Well honestly, I bet a lot on the Bears this year, mostly early.

 

[wilbur]

Jesus sure ain't gonna help you in this spot. Especially since you posted "Fuck the Bible" the other night.

Maybe Willie can help though.

And I stand by my post.

Could care less about the Bible.

 

[skoda]

And I stand by my post.

Could care less about the Bible.

The book of law! Democrats have their own book

 

[Dr.Love]

Could care less about the Bible.

I think you've made that pretty clear. Although, what you meant... Is couldn't care less.

 

[wilbur]

I think you've made that pretty clear. Although, what you meant... Is couldn't care less.

Do you really know what I mean?

 

[Dr.Love]

Do you really know what I mean?

I do. And I also know what you are.

 

[wilbur]

I think you've made that pretty clear. Although, what you meant... Is couldn't care less.

The bible is fiction, nothing in it ever happened.